Dear Victims of holes and other things:

Sometimes I wonder, What the hell were they thinking? Stockings under shorts? You either totally rock the look or it just plain sucks! I mean the only person who is even close to pulling off that look is Nicole Richie. Kate Moss looks pretty average and Alice Dellal looks worse than some people, I choose not to name. I mean, they look so un-kept if they are full of holes and that is one rule from 'The 50 Rules of Great Style' handbook. If you are thinking of wearing them, keep them in mid-condition!
xoxo ily